Sunday, July 6, 2014

Adventures in Dating, Post #2

Dear Johnny,

Apart from the obvious issue with your name being that of a 5-year-old... you have already sent me 4 emails to which I did not respond. Please don't send a 5th. I am not interested. And I don't feel that I owe you a lengthy explanation of this conclusion since your emails basically consist of one word such as "Hi."

Sincerely,
Have some self respect

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