Sunday, July 6, 2014

Adventures in dating, post #1

Dear Dave,

So if you mention the word PORN in the first few emails you send to someone in an online dating forum, you can pretty much assume that a woman with any dignity is going to proceed to ignore you. I can give you the benefit of the doubt that perhaps you said something stupid when you were nervous, but then when you followed it up with "Hey, I am a guy!" I have to think that you are just really into porn. Therefore, this concludes our correspondence.

Sincerely,
Not looking for a "whack" job

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