Saturday, January 3, 2015

His whole line of bullshit is right there in his phone... and all you have to do, is access it.

Do I even need to mention that many of these sons of bitches are liars and cheaters? With the plethora of available and easy women at their fingertips, you almost can't blame them. ALMOST.

If you really want to know what your man is up to, it's all right there in his iphone. Don't even act like you're above that because unless you have one of the rare gems in the world, he has some texts, apps, emails and profiles that he is using to make himself feel like a peeeemp. That's right. I condone spying.

If you don't, that's your prerogative. Don't waste your time with the hatemail, I hate you too, and you're wrong. The end.

Anyway, because men are meatballs, their iphone or ipad password is usually the same as their bank pin, birthday or the last few digits of their mother's home phone! I kid you not!

If your man has an iphone 5C or iphone 6, simply wait until he's asleep and put his finger on the sensor. I haven't tried it, but I'm willing to bet that will work.

Now once you're in, don't get excited! I repeat, do not get excited! Do not let him know you have the phone until you have looked through it in its entirety. I am telling you that even if you see a text to a girl that says "I enjoyed eating your p*ssy last night and can't wait to do it again" DO NOT LOSE IT AND GIVE UP YOUR ADVANTAGE.  You must thoroughly check the phone in its entirety! Text messages are searchable if you go to the list of all texts and pull down to expose a search bar at the top. Some useful keyword searches are: love, f*ck, p*ssy, sex, sexy - etc.

Then you'll want to carefully look at all screens on his phone... swipe right to view more screens. See what apps he is using. If he has Tinder, POF, OK Cupid, Match, etc. he is working a BIG GAME. Make a note of any other apps that might seem questionable.

Go into all dating apps and see what his last activity was. He will surely tell you that he hasn't used them in  months and you won't be able to prove it unless you keep it cool and note all evidence.

Every time you find a piece of evidence, take a screen shot (round button and top right power button). Once you have collected all screenshots - email them to your home email account from his email account. Texts can disappear, but email is forever. <3

If you are so inclined, you can delete the email from his sent items and trash folders, and he will never know you have all of this evidence. Make sure the email went through before you delete the screen shots from his photo album. Girl, I said MAKE SURE. Send a few emails if you have to and the photo size can be large, not actual.

Ideally you want to stay CALM and cool and put the phone/ipad back before he notices it is gone. This is hard to do but I swear the benefits far outweigh the tension you'll be holding in. Trust me.

Now, this is where the real skill comes in. You are going to act like nothing is wrong, and start asking questions in a calm and easy going manner. First you tell him that your girlfriend caught her boyfriend cheating on her, and you just want to know if all men are like that.

I know it's evil, but what he's doing isn't right either!

What you want to do is ask him questions and let him lie to you with the answers. After he swears that he is telling you the truth, you show him the evidence (which you have also copied to another email account that he doesn't know about or sent to your bestie's email.)

You don't want to have a situation on your hands where BOZO gets angry, grabs your phone and deletes everything. Especially if you are one of those women who always lets your man talk you around in circles. Been there, done that.

Last but not least, find a new boyfriend, but enjoy watching this one squirm. You're welcome.

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