How did I know...

When a man I've been emailing said to me, I canceled my plans last night but ended up cooking dinner for my son and watching movies - it led me to believe that it was too easy to change NYE plans at the last minute and therefore, probably lives with the ex.

I finally asked after giving him a google voice # for texting. YUP! Beavis lives with his wife! Said he was out for a year and a half and the attorney told him to move back in.

My response "You should fire your attorney." IDIOT.

This from a guy who said he has trouble meeting "normal" women. 

Newsflash "normal"  people don't live with their ex.

Thanks for wasting my time. OMG.